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Me (to a co-worker yesterday): SLRs are so good now, that a professional wedding photographer's main contribution is their willingness to stay sober on a Saturday night. The camera does all the work.
Co-worker: My sister's a wedding photographer.
Me: Yeah, um, but I sense that there's a new breed of photographer out there that approaches the craft differently. Um, shoot.
Co-worker: Wanna try again?
Me: With obesity on the rise, photographers have to Photoshop folks back to healthy BMIs in the finished product. They can't just snap the shutter. Mine returned me to my college waistline. Eh?
Co-worker: Good save.

All the Alex Bain you can handle!