- Me: I'd like to drop HBO and add Showtime
- Comcast: No problem. We can do that for you, and the only impact to your bill will be a one-time $2 charge for the change.
- Me (laughing): What does that $2 get me? You're just going to click a button on your screen, right?
- Comcast: It's just something that I have to charge you for.
- Me: You don't HAVE to charge me for that. It doesn't cost you anything.
- Comcast: I sort of do have to charge you.
- Me: You're choosing to charge me for something that doesn't cost you anything.
- Comcast: That's your opinion, sir.
- Me: Just please make it so I can watch Weeds.
