Me: You might actually know my sister, because she was 8 years behind me in school: Samantha Bain.
Current Milton Academy Student: That name's not familiar. Sorry. What year was she?
Me: 2005 [thinking to myself how young that sounds]
Current Milton Academy Student: Oh, well that explains it. She was way ahead of us. We're class of 2010. We weren't even in high school when she graduated.
Me: I can't even begin to tell you how old you just made me feel, but I'm pretty sure I just got arthritis when you said that.
