Something was left in the 1st floor refrigerator over the break and went rather bad. Whomever owns/owned it please remove it before whatever it is achieves sentience and we need to call in a negotiator to get it to leave.
Great building-wide email this morning. I like my co-workers.
[Update: Noticed that “Whomever” should’ve been “Whoever” as it’s the subject of the “owns/owned”. I’ll pass this along to the note’s author.]
